Oh Jesus. Lena Dunham Has Something To Say About Her Former Sexy Self

July 12, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

"On the left: 138 pounds, complimented all day and propositioned by men and on the cover of a tabloid about diets that work. Also, sick in the tissue and in the head and subsisting only on small amounts of... READ MORE

Stormy Daniels No Longer In Trouble For Sexual Acts At Ohio Strip Club

July 12, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

"Ms. Clifford (Daniels' real last name) leaned over, grabbed Det. Keckley's head and began smacking her face with her bare breasts and holding her face between her breasts against her chest. Ms. Clifford then moved down the stage where... READ MORE

Forbes Says Kylie Jenner To Become Youngest “Self-Made” Billionaire

July 12, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Forbes states that Kylie built her company basically from the ground up, and was able to establish her makeup empire within only three years. Kim Kardashian is also on the list, but for Kim's profile, Forbes photographed her surrounded by... READ MORE

Nothing But Trouble Since Chrissy Teigen Took Her Twins Out

July 12, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

It’s always a good day when Chrissy Teigen is having a bad day. Her greatest accomplishments in life are her tits and marrying one of the few black celebrities still stuck in the sunken place. John Legend looks like... READ MORE

Mel B Relives Her Vintage Me Too Moment

July 11, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Me Too has proven to be one of the more annoying monkey wrenches thrown in the direction of Hollywood as of late. It’s a glitch in the money making system that has failed to adopt a statute of limitations... READ MORE

Sloppy Tit Ball Ariel Winter Lip Service

July 11, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  The second to last time we checked out sloppy tit ball Ariel Winter in a car, you guys were more concerned about her discount strip mall lip injections than her cleavage. Rightly so. Now she’s back filming herself... READ MORE

Jonas Bros Crash Wedding Of Woman Who Belongs On Bang Bros

July 11, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

The Jonas brothers went from preaching purity and abstinence to crashing the wedding of a retired porn star and stripper. They’ve come a long way. Professional porn princess and full-time fornicator Mary Carey tied the knot with Dr. Joseph... READ MORE

Johnny Depp Sued For Punching Man, Just Got Shitty Tattoo, Overall Doing Well

July 10, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Welcome to the story of Johnny Depp and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Tattoo. I mean day. I mean year. I mean face. Depp is in deep after allegedly punching a location manager, Gregg Brooks, working on Depp’s flick City... READ MORE

Bella Thorne Instagram Nip Slip Pit Hair Cam Show

July 10, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  CamSoda – the cam girl company that looked at Farrah Abraham’s stapled on Groupon tit balloons and thought “Yeah. People want to pay to see that. Yeah, yeah. Definitely. Yeah” – is really missing a golden opportunity by not... READ MORE

Lindsay Lohan Is An International Stool Pigeon

July 10, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Any story involving Lindsay Lohan always feels like fake news but somehow turns out to be real news once the smoke clears. But most importantly, in the end, fraudulent or authentic, who really cares? It’s Lindsay and she’s as... READ MORE