This CW Series Now Swirling With Sexual Assault Claims

Men sending in their résumés to work on a network that films half of its scenes in high school locker rooms aren't really playing coy. Their desired job title might as well be "Teen Taint Inspector." read more

Pics Of Bella Hadid Before Plastic Surgery Reveal Mischievous Witch

Those of you who have already gazed upon the pre-plastic surgery pictures of Bella Hadid probably suffered a fate similar to Toht in Raiders of the Lost Ark, and those of you who haven't are about to be sorry you clicked on this post, because it's honestly not going to be... read more

Madelaine Petsch Cried Over Her Riverdale Rape Scene

The set of the CW's teen sex party series Riverdale has to have at least twelve different instances of sexual assault a day, and now art is immitating life as series regular Madelaine Petsch talks about the trauma behind filming her first ever rape scene. Something for... read more

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Domestic Abuser Emma Roberts Sexy For Shape

Emma Roberts dazzles and delights as a technically thin and maybe sorta in shape sassy starlet for the new issue of Shape Magazine, where she gives up the hot deets on being boring lobotomized trash. My boss responded "but she's in terrible shape" when I said I was going... read more

Faith Hill Old Lady Leg Shuts Down Internet

The overt shameless slutiness of the pose Hill struck in her hooker dress signaled the go-ahead for right and left-leaning Internet users alike to sexualize the crap out of Hill, and while some are just proud of the seventy-five-year-old Hill for not breaking any bones in... read more

Khloé Kardashian Brings Lighting Crew To DMV

Those of you who felt seismic activity at your local DMV probably already know that Khloé Kardashian was clomping around during the filming of Keeping Up With The Kardashians while getting a new license sans the "Odom" name. Her ex Lamar Odom is foaming at the mouth on a... read more

Is Nobody Caitlyn Jenner Dating Nobody Sophia Hutchins?

Couple alert. Andre The Giant was caught looking worse for the wear while stomping through LAX airport next to whore-y ingenue Sophia Hutchins. People have been dying for some sort of Caitlyn Jenner sex story, because the visual is so appealing, and her outing with fellow... read more

You'll Never Believe What The Powerpuff Girls Look Like Now. What Happened?

Kendall Jenner and Hailey Baldwin reimagined the Powerpuff Girls as broken whores for Halloween last night, wearing everything from thigh-high boots to a bondage collar to really drive the point home that they're gross and desperate. Kendall looks like either Bai Ling on... read more

Thank God For Phoebe Price's Parking Lot Ice Cream Taint

Before the rise of social media, aspiring Z-list celebrities had to air out their taints out in the real world to get attention - usually while crashing cars or shopping for bedazzled "cum magnet" onesies from Kitson on Robertson Blvd in 2005 - versus from the comfort of... read more

Bud Light Sales Rep Lady Gaga Tragic Lamborghini Entrance

Former pop star Lady Gaga still thinks her milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, but unfortunately for her, she apparently consumed whatever milkshake she had left. Hollywood's Willy Loman took time away from drinking Pepsi in her Airbnb after hitting up Starbucks to... read more

Kate Winslet Not Necessarily Pro-Child Molesting

Kate Winslet stars in whatever half-assed vanity project Woody Allen is showing to empty indie theaters this year, and in a new interview in Variety's Award Season Launch issue (seems a little presumptuous) deflects a question regarding Allen's real-life Daddy Daycare:... read more

Kristen Stewart Lesbian Nipples For The Homeless

Anyone skeptical of the long-term effects of added hormones in our food just needs to look at these new pap pictures of Justin Bieber, who shows a dec rack while giving the homeless in Santa Monica what they really want. A healthy helping of nipples. While the fake news... read more