Gigi Hadid's Racism Bites Back At Victoria's Secret

The lesser of two evils, Gigi Hadid, has announced that she will not be heading to China for the 2017 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, and many are speculating that her absence is more of a national policy than a whim decision due to a racist video featuring Hadid that... read more

Ben Affleck And His Vagina Talk

In addition to packing on fifty pounds over the past decade, Ben Affleck also seems to have packed on a vagina, and he and his puss continued their "The things we would have done if we had known about Weinstein. Grrr" tour with an appearance Thursday on The Late Show and... read more

Jessica Chastain Grounded As Ever For Town And Country

Those of you immune to the allure of the dour, out-of-touch, and man-like Jessica Chastain are going to be all over her new spread for Town & Country. The magazine originally dedicated to documenting the going-ons of inbred rich Southern debutants who procured their... read more

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Nicki Minaj Maybe Dents The Internet A Little But Not Really

The Internet only suffered minor damage after Paper Magazine declared that Nicki Minaj would be following in Kim Kardashian's footsteps by breaking the Internet full stop with a new hypothetically buzz-worthy spread. Turns out it's not even worth filing an insurance claim... read more

Kim Kardashian Takes Something Salty In Her Mouth For Publicity

As if this is even news, last night Kim Kardashian took a salty load in her mouth for publicity in front of the cameras. Wild. read more

Sarah Hyland Slams H8ers For Naked Boyfriend Selfie Shaming

No one on this Earth has ever or will ever be more marginalized than Modern Family star Sarah Hyland, who is pretty much nailed to the cross every damn day by all of the h8ers out there criticizing her plastic surgery, anorexia, and now boring naked Instagram selfie with... read more

Who Left The Internet More Broken: Nicki Minaj Or Kim Kardashian?

When Paper Magazine announced in 2014 that Kim Kardashian was going to "Break the Internet," worried users assumed she was going to sit on it and crush it with her centaur ass. This obviously wasn't the case, and instead we were treated to ass and tit shots that did peak... read more

This CW Series Now Swirling With Sexual Assault Claims

Men sending in their résumés to work on a network that films half of its scenes in high school locker rooms aren't really playing coy. Their desired job title might as well be "Teen Taint Inspector." read more

You'll Never Guess Amy Schumer's New Boyfriend's Job

Schumer's recent choice in man meat all but solidifies the fact that she's finally given up and will next be seen getting dragged through the streets New York City as a float in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. But guys, she's still a size six. Get your facts... read more

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Bijou Phillips... Alive?

Reports are coming in that Bijou Phillips is still apparently alive and that people still care about her. The glut of thirty-something actresses just now revealing with their faces that genetics unfortunately won't allow for another decade of marginal success is... read more

Carrie Bradshaw Looks Great

Last night marked the twenty-first annual MTV European Music Awards, where the who's whose of sassy starlets gathered to celebrate all of the vast achievements in contemporary music created on the same Casio keyboard. While appearances by fourteen-year-old Snapchat stars... read more

Pics Of Bella Hadid Before Plastic Surgery Reveal Mischievous Witch

Those of you who have already gazed upon the pre-plastic surgery pictures of Bella Hadid probably suffered a fate similar to Toht in Raiders of the Lost Ark, and those of you who haven't are about to be sorry you clicked on this post, because it's honestly not going to be... read more