Are Reality Show Attention Whores Worse Than Neo-Nazis?

The classic ethical dilemma where you have to steer the train left and take out disturbing silicone injected social media attention whores or guide the train right and decapitate some JuCo guy named Dylan who loves Hitler t-shirts. The seven-ten split is never an option.... read more

Taylor Swift Sexual Assault Merit Badge

Taylor Swift prevailed in her case against the Denver radio DJ who goosed her ass during a post-show photo op four years ago. The wheels of patriarchal injustice grind slowly.  read more

Bieber Denied By Bigger Whore Theory

Justin Bieber apparently trolls through Instagram looking for hot chicks to compliment publicly and privately DM to see if they're down to fuck. That's supposed to be a damning comment. It might be approximating his first admirable characteristic. read more

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The Turning Out of Kaia Gerber

It's a weird thing when your parents size you up as a pubescent teen and tell you it's time to start dressing provocatively if you want to eat. Even weirder when you're filthy rich and that not eating part isn't even close to a legit threat. Your folks simply want to turn... read more

Britain Sees Tits, Falls Into the Ocean

The British have invited a human mass of non-assimilated Sharia jihadis onto their island home without much ado, but a pair of tits on television has the nation on the brink of meltdown.   read more

Chelsea Manning Covers Vogue

Vogue magazine seems the appropriate place for dishonorably discharged and convicted Army traitor Bradley Manning to appear as Chelsea Manning, lively post-op tranny in a swimsuit.  read more

Zach Randolph Holding Weight

It's a no-win situation for inner city athletes and entertainers who make it super fucking big. Either they ditch their old hoodlum milieus and they're called sell outs. Or they spend their down time with the Crips and wind up being multi-millionaires involved in 7-Eleven... read more

Britney Spears Stage Rush Thwarted By Hot Oily Abs

Britney Spears stage show at PlanetHollywood answers the age old question, what is there for a middling gay dude or visiting Chinese housewife to do in Vegas for under four hundred dollars.  read more

Chloe Ayling Sex Kidnapping and Serena Williams Cuckolded Baby Daddy on the Last Men on Earth Podcast #96

On this week's Last Men on Earth podcast, with special guest comedian Jessica Winther, we curse a Stalinist Google diversity and inclusion veep, ponder if Usher will be the first person to ever die from herpes, think about Sophie Turner's breasts while she says something,... read more

Utah Has Little Loophole For Naughty Teachers Like Sarah Lewis

Utah is one of those states where you start delving into the consent laws and you find a whole epic amount of weirdness. The Mormon Church plays a big role in the state legislative process, informally obviously, because formally would be illegal . read more

Let Malia Be Malia

Any sane person tries to stay out of the mounting partisan battles of the modern social media age. Some percentage of the population feels a need to define themselves by political party affiliations as if that's a totem of some divine achievement. read more

Chloe Moretz Body Shamed, Trust That It Happened

Chloe Moretz has been reminiscing about that time she was a fifteen year old on a movie set and her male co-star ten years her senior body shamed her. Or more specifically, he told her what kind of girls he prefers to date. read more