Chelsea Handler Is A Body-Shaming Bully

The pendulum has swung in the other direction completely. This world went ass backwards a while ago and we are now stuck somewhere in the Twilight Zone. Believe it or not but bullies are now becoming the victims of ridicule. read more

Rose McGowan Outs Alyssa Milano As Weinstein Cheerleader

I refuse to take any woman with less hair than me seriously. Rose is looking for attention wherever it can be found. Regret will never equal rape the same way being married to a horrible person doesn’t make you one by default.  read more

Amanda Bynes Back To Being Crazy

Amanda Bynes is the model example of everything that can go wrong with a child star.  Any female celebrity openly asking a musician to “murder her vagina” in front of millions of followers has lost their sanity as well as self-respect. read more

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Mario Batali Handled Rump Roast Without Consent

Mario Batali probably believed that he was untouchable. And for the most part he was when most women were asked what they thought of him. No woman wanted to willingly handle Batali’s sausage so he cooked up a recipe that led to him losing a culinary empire just in time... read more

Kate Winslet Believes Woody Allen’s Is Really A Woman

According to Kate Winslet Woody Allen may be in possession of a fallopian tube or two inside. The duo’s Wonder Wheel movie isn’t doing too well with critics so she really doesn’t have much to lose when defending Woody.  read more

J Law Sexually Free Woman After All The Abuse

Jennifer took the opportunity to take what it means to be a victim and magnify it tenfold. Things are hard on a young woman when you’re attractive, rich, famous, and most of the world knows what you look like without clothes.  read more

Hannibal Buress Buzzed And Belligerent

Hannibal Buress was involved in an arrest that could have been avoided had he not had one too many slippery nipple shots on Ocean Drive.  read more

Farrah Abraham’s Neon Panty XXXMas Party

Farrah Abraham’s clam is still fetching quite the coin these days. If I was her I would tattoo my muff on my arm as homage and the reason why I’m not homeless yet. read more

Halle Berry Ditches Boyfriend In Bora Bora

If you’re an independent woman like Halle Berry men are just objects to get off on while on vacation. She doesn’t need a man. She’s a rolling stone that pays child support all on her own.  read more

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Simon Cowell Is Not A Nice Or Neighborly Man

Blatant disregard of parking rules is the icing on the cake when it comes to hating Cowell. His London neighbor decided that he would enforce the law with a golf club. read more

Khloe Kardashian Is Love Doctor For Awkward Losers

Welcome to a world where any woman, no matter how unqualified she is, can share advice about love and dating the same way she shares STDs. Female celebrities haven’t been shy when it’s time to spew their view on topics they aren’t too familiar.  read more

Wildfires Shut Down Westworld

The wildfires are putting society’s elite at risk. So many individuals who have worked so hard for material possessions that most other people can only dream of affording are about to lose them in a fire.  read more