Playboy Model Suing Over Nudity

February 19, 2018 | News | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

I’m not sure if women know exactly what they want. To women like Aly Raisman taking your clothes off for a magazine that doesn’t specifically focus on nudity is empowering. To other women who take their clothes off for a publication whose entire reason for existing is mainly nudity may find bare bottoms to be […]

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Taylor Swift’s NYC Neighbors Not Fans Of Her Arrival

February 19, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Tolerating anything Taylor Swift related will always be difficult. She basically built a career by accident. Her albums are full of songs about breaking up with every one of her boyfriends. She doesn’t really sing about anything else and her fanbase is mostly comprised of sad teenagers. They dedicate most of their allowance to the […]

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SJP Shed Tears Over Taking It Off Onscreen

February 19, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Unless you’re Tom Ackerley or talented hacker, “deepfake” porn is probably the only way you’ll be able to get to see Margot Robbie’s snatch this century on camera. Long gone are the days of directors dedicating time and energy to constantly suggesting A-listers take their clothes off for a scene. Hollywood is fading from the […]

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Kim K Vs. The NRA

February 19, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

With 18 school shootings in 2018 it’s about time the government comes for your guns. Except there hasn’t been 18 school shootings in 2018 like so many struggling news outlets would like to lead you to believe. But don’t tell that to Kim Kardashian because now the same woman who is farming fat from her […]

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Barstool Eating Its Own After Calling Olympian Hot

February 18, 2018 | News | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Barstool Sports pretty much made a name for themselves by their approach at being as anti-PC as possible when it came to sports reporting. ESPN opened a lane for their existence when suddenly the biggest sports network was slipped down the slope and decided social justice issues are more important to discuss than the actual […]

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DiCaprio Saving Tarantino’s Career

February 17, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Statutory rape is not really rape according to the laws of consent in Call Me By Your Name and Quentin Tarantino when he’s talking about tipsy 13-year-olds. The peach scene in CMBYN was pure filth hiding behind arthouse symbolism and Tarantino is a poo person hiding behind Leonardo DiCaprio’s good name that hasn’t been marred […]

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Tommy Lee To Tie Knot With Woman Almost Half His Age

February 16, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Tommy Lee will probably finally be tamed this time as Cialis and vagina 24 years your junior is a combination to keep most 55-year-old men inside the house. The Mötley Crüe member is setting himself up to get married to Brittany Furlan. The mile high quick bang and blowie in the plane bathroom girl from […]

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Paris Hilton Wants Children

February 16, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Paris Hilton wants to lay on her back this time for a more purposeful reason than just practicing procreation with an abundance of partners like she always has before in the past. Instead of shooting instructional videos in night vision on where a guy should shoot his load if a woman wishes to avoid kids, […]

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Watch Out Feldman, Former Child Star Stripping To Save Career

February 16, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Drake Bell never became the big star he had pictured in his mind. So now he’s at a point where he has to cross lines and completely cater to a shrinking female fanbase that stands between him and the inevitable life of crime and poverty lurking in the shadows for every child star unsuccessful in […]

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Aly Raisman Supports Female Empowerment Through Indecent Exposure

February 16, 2018 | News | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Sometimes you just have to take your clothes of to get the R-E-S-P-E-C-T you deserve. Aretha Franklin taught us well. Just don’t you sock it to Aly Raisman without asking first or things will turn into MeToo and you’ll be looking at 175 years in the penitentiary. Aly took her clothes off for the 2018 […]

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