Britney Spears Only Kidding About Quitting Vegas

January 14, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

While most of us thought it was the end of the road for Britney Spears after Planet Hollywood in Vegas hinted it was her last show it turns out she signed a new contract with the Monte Carlo Resort across the street. This is a very huge deal for her as her only other Las […]


Wendy Williams Exploits Insane Person For Crappy Talk Show

January 14, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Wendy Williams, Dr. Phil, Maury Povich, and yes, sorry selfless and brave wearers of Time’s Up pins, even Oprah are all equally guilty of capitalizing on crazy for sensationalistic interviews, and they are all equally guilty of having the nerve to publically drill their test subjects under the guise of benevolence. But rather than extending a […]


Angelina Jolie’s Love Is On Hold

January 13, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Angelina Jolie just put her love on layaway and is not interested in dating any longer at the moment. This can only come from what I assume is the embarrassment of ex-husband Brad Pitt’s behavior. Pitt has been parading around town slinging schlong opportunities at random women in coffee shops and bidding to buy Emilia […]


Remember Gollum? What He Looks Like Now Will Shock You

January 13, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Sassy and near-death starlet Tara Reid jetted off the Tulum Mexico looking more like Gollum than ever, and made sure to flaunt every part of her melting candle body in multiple hot bikinis. If you like old house cats with bellies that seem completely detached from their bodies, or if you saw E.T. and thought […]


Stripper Jobs Getting Automated

January 13, 2018 | News | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

I haven’t had the urge to jam my manhood into an ATM with legs until 2018’s annual CES event recently decided to raise the bar. Stripper robots are no longer stuck within the confines of weird porn coming from Japan and they may be debuting sooner than you think. They aren’t smart or useful outside […]


Beast Kardashian Attacks Flash Mob (VIDEO)

January 12, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

That was a close call. New footage that some lucky person sold to Backgrid for too much money shows Beast Kardashian in her natural habitat, where she goes in for the kill to feast on a flash mob incited by Kourtney Kardashian. No fast movements people! Nobody dies in the video, but from sheer Kardashian […]


Kimberley Garner Cleavage Vacation and Crap Around the Web

January 12, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Ashley Greene aggressive cameltoe of the day (DrunkenStepfather) All the hottest pics of birthday babe Naya Rivera (TMZ) Erika Jordan nipples in wet white t-shirt’s got milk (TaxiDriverMovie) Kimberley Garner gets casual on vacation (Egotastic) Lovely Liza strips off her skimpy lingerie (EgotasticAllStars) Jennifer Lawrence and Emma Stone are bosom buddies (Popoholic) Meet Instagram cutie Daniella Beckerman (HollywoodTuna) HD TV Nudity Discovery: Katherine LaNasa in The Guardian (Mr.Skin) […]


Guess The Newest Pornstar That Just Bought Oneway Ticket To Heaven

January 12, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

In a world where we can never have true equality as long as ebony porn is its own category another young pornstar, Olivia Nova, bites the dust. The world of porn is starting to get deeper than the free three minute videos you jerk off to before work. It’s like the lady from the scene […]


Lindsay Lohan Misses America

January 12, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Lindsay Lohan was short on cash so she leased her body as an alabaster outhouse to the highest foreign bidder. Since her last cinematic flop she managed to flirt with the idea of Islam and an uber wealthy Korean bodybuilder. She would be a bonafide cosmopolitan if leaving was actually by choice. But it wasn’t […]


Overweight Instagram Models Are People Too

January 12, 2018 | News | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Body positivity is feel good code word for the demographic of amorphous individuals that subsidize Planet Fitness’ low monthly fees. It feels like you lose 10 pounds every time you tell people you have a gym membership even though you never actually go. Body positive balloon woman Melissa Gibson had to defend herself from the […]