Bella Thorne Bustier Bustier and Crap Around the Web

March 19, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Josephine Skriver’s tits do SXSW of the day These underwater hotties “seas” the day! JoJo Levesque braless in see-through tank top Bella Thorne Sexy Little Bustier At Her Movie Premiere READER FIND: Anna Friel Naked In 2013’s ‘The Look... READ MORE

Barbra Streisand Too Fugly For MeToo

March 19, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Barbra Streisand isn’t the prettiest woman on Earth and the proof is in the lack of sexual harassment. When all the pretty young ladies were earning their MeToo merit badges, Streisand wasn’t worth the trouble of a powerful man... READ MORE

Would You Hit It: Selena Gomez Waterpark Bod

March 19, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  I’m the first person to admit that if I eat one extra donut a day I look like a potato with toothpicks sticking out of it, so I’m not going to blame Selena Gomez for being fat as... READ MORE

Weekend TV Tits Roundup

March 19, 2018 | NSFW | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  The tits were flowing this week, and we kick things off with Isabella Farrell’s party striptease and later nude hot tub assault on The Good Fight, followed by double Argentinian tits on the new Netflix series Edha, Carrie... READ MORE

It’s A Wrap For Snapchat; Thanks Rihanna

March 19, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Talk about tone deaf. The same individual who rewatches Ray Rice’s one hitter quitter elevator video while eating popcorn without wincing is responsible for green-lighting the advertisements seen on your Snapchat. An ad asked users would they rather slap... READ MORE

Ben Affleck Lied About His Majestic Male Tramp Stamp

March 19, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Ben Affleck’s life began to unravel the moment when picking up the bottle became more important than playing with Jennifer Garner’s goodies. It’s all been downhill since then and he’s been hitting every bump on the way down. Things... READ MORE

Things That Will Make You Want To Die: Nico Tortorella’s Fluid Pansexual Queer Genderblending Wedding

March 19, 2018 | Photos | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  There was once a time when in order to stand out and maintain individuality over the masses, people would dress differently, maybe get some zany piercings, or simply just be interesting or talented. But with over seven and... READ MORE

Thank You Jesus – Lena Dunham’s Ex Jack Antonoff Dating Model

March 19, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

In the words of an ugly Canadian – Thank you disillusionment, Thank you frailty, Thank you consequence. Lena Dunham’s Ex Jack Antonoff is a Brooklyn hipster body positive gender neutral semi-man piece of shit, and would never buy into labels... READ MORE

Mischa Barton Denies Backing That Thing Up

March 19, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Mischa Barton is hoping somehow that her own MeToo experience will let her escape accountability. At the time she had filed a restraining order against her boyfriend Adam Spaw. He secretly recorded himself and her having sex and was... READ MORE

Airline Must Love Dogs Before Olivia Munn Buys Her Ticket

March 18, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

I don’t believe that all dogs were created equal. Yes, it was a tragedy that a dog died in an overhead bin specifically reserved for luggage and not anything living but let’s be honest, this wouldn’t have been that... READ MORE