Open Post: Celeb Coachella Looks AKA Skanks In The Desert

April 19, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

It’s like everyone from The Capital in The Hunger Games said “let’s kick it up a notch” and also “let’s be stupid whores.” And it just works.     Photo Credit: Getty Images, Backgrid, Instagram READ MORE

Aubrey O’Day Uses Barbara Bush To Sell Insta Clothes

April 19, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Any of you secretly holding out hope that the Insta prostitutes we check out actually, deep deep down, have some stirring of feelings besides yeast infections are in for a disappointment today. Former Danity Kane lip-syncer and current nobody... READ MORE

Mariah Carey Forced Female Manager To Look At Her Snatch #MeToo

April 19, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

If Mariah Carey wanted me to have a look at her cookie I would give that thing a gander. It’s impolite to turn down inspecting a woman’s money makers or muff. Unfortunately I wasn’t Mariah’s manager at the time... READ MORE

Claudia Romani Beach Inflatables and Crap Around the Web

April 18, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

In today's edition, we've got sexy GIFs of movie strippers, Victoria Justice leggy at Coachella, Iskra Lawrence's big beautiful booty, and much more! READ MORE

Former Disney Child Star Arrested Without Pants By Bounty Hunter

April 18, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

One thing the world needs less of right now is glorified vigilantes with guns going after druggies with outstanding warrants. The bounty hunter shootout in a car dealership was unnecessary, no one wants to almost die buying a new... READ MORE

If She Smokes She Croaks

April 18, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Former First Lady Barbara Bush has been a thousand years old for decades, but, after a long and what sure as hell seemed fun life, she’s finally gone to that big ashtray in the sky. She passed away this... READ MORE

T&A Streaming On Netflix, Amazon Prime, And Hulu

April 18, 2018 | NSFW | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Did the emotional scarring homosexual actor Tom Cruise endured from looking at girl boobies in Cocktail lead to his breakdown and cult-worshiping? Yes. But we reap the rewards, and Cocktail is currently streaming on Netflix, and with it peeks at Gina... READ MORE

Famous Fashion Director Doesn’t Care For MeToo Movement Or McGowan

April 18, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Karl Lagerfeld is a pretty important name in the fashion industry. He has his own limited edition Barbie doll that was made in his image so he’s worthy of deity-like praise if you’re not some peon purchasing whatever Walmart... READ MORE

A Sexually Fluid Female Rapper Was Taken Advantage Of

April 18, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

You can always tell how serious someone’s situation is depending on the topic they decide to talk about right after their incident. I was a child once, and at that time in my life I wasn’t above faking an... READ MORE

Things That Will Make You Want To Die: Pink Covers People’s “Most Beautiful” Issue, Doesn’t Believe In Gender Labels

April 18, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  I almost did this as my first “presented without comment” post because I just can’t deal with the fuckery, but instead I’ll just do the bare minimum and reward myself with a brown bag Bud Light Lime over... READ MORE